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"I LIVED IT: I Literally Never Know What Anyone Is Talking About" Magnet
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"Gentleman Alert! Coworker Would Say You Look Nice But ‘Apparently That’s Not Allowed Anymore'" Magnet
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"Woman’s ‘It’s Too Hot to Go for a Run’ Excuse Stretches Into Fall" Magnet
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"I Use ‘They’ Pronouns Because I’m Non-Binary and Also Because I’m Always Surrounded by My Bees" Magnet
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"Stoned Woman Doing Menial Task Experiences First Taste of Inner Peace in Months" Magnet
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"Cat Furious at You for Singing Made-Up Song About Her" Magnet
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"Woman Cozily Cupping Mug Secretly Thinking About Getting Absolutely Railed by Rachel Weisz" Magnet
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"Study Shows Women Have Happier Relationships When Their Partners Aren’t Massive Douchebags" Magnet
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"Woman Without Twitter Account Having Pretty Good Day " Magnet
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"Why I Stopped Meditating and Started Screaming" Magnet
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"How to Stay Humble Even Though Your Parents Had a Second Fridge in Their Garage" Magnet
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"QUIZ: Is This Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Phoebe Bridgers, or A Feeble Bridge?" Magnet
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"Female Salmon Says She’s ‘Fine’ Even Though A Grizzly Bear Is Clearly Catching Her" Magnet
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"Woman Still Torn on Throwing Away Fifth Grade Binder Full of Bullet Points About Fungi" Magnet
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"Man Who Believes There Are Only Two Genders Thinks There Should Be A Ninth Rocky Movie" Magnet
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"I Thought I Was Totally Straight. Then I Discovered Funky-Patterned Short-Sleeve Button-Ups." Magnet
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"$50 Serums to Put on Your Face Instead of Eating A Vegetable" Magnet
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"Woman Quits Job to Hydrate Full-Time" Magnet
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"QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough to Have Imposter Syndrome?" Magnet
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"Woman Who Thought She Was Sad Actually Fine After Eating Prosciutto" Magnet
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"Why It’s Actually Feminist to Run Over the Curb A Little" Magnet
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"Radical Self-Confidence? This Woman Made A Typo in An Email but Isn’t Going to Quit Her Job" Magnet
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"Historians Pretty Sure Two Women Who Lived and Were Buried Together Just Friends" Magnet
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"‘Tofu Is Gross,’ Says Mom While Fisting a Turkey’s Ripped-out Asshole" Magnet
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