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"Woman Consistently Only Uses One of Her 5,000 Mugs" Magnet
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"No Shit! Wildly Successful Person Believes in Manifestation" Magnet
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"Woman Worried Antidepressants Will Ruin Personal Brand of Extremely Concerning Humor" Magnet
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"Wow! This Woman Wasted 12 Hours Deciding How to Spend Her Day" Magnet
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"'Sorry Just Saw This!' Texts Woman Who Has Not Pooped Without Her Phone in 10 Years" Magnet
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"Nice! Things Are Finally Going Well for This Woman So Now She's Scared" Magnet
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"'I Actually Can't Whistle,' Says Woman Who Also Can't Do So Many More Important Things" Magnet
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"Self-Discipline Queen! This Woman Takes an 8-Hour Tolerance Break from Smoking Weed Every Night" Magnet
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"Mug of Coffee Begs for Sweet Release of Death After Being Put in Microwave for Seventh Time" Magnet
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"This Woman's Will to Live Is Based Solely on a Cat That Hates Her" Magnet
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"Scary! This Might Be the Best Version of Yourself" Magnet
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"Woman Too Depressed to Do Any of the Things That Lessen Depression" Magnet
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"How to Stay Up Really Late for No Other Reason Than Ruining Tomorrow" Magnet
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"Dumbest Fucking Idea Ever? This Woman Sells Seashells by the Seashore" Magnet
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"How to Stop Saying 'Jesus Fucking Christ' Out Loud When Meeting Your Friends' Ugly Boyfriends" Magnet
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"'Tattoos Are Permanent!' Says Mom With Children" Magnet
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"How to Eat Dinner Even Though You Already Watched All Your Shows" Magnet
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"How to Trust Someone Whose Parents Aren’t Divorced" Magnet
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"Here's What Happened When I Stopped Drinking Coffee and Replaced it with Just Different Coffee" Magnet
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"Aww! This Woman Read a Paper She Wrote in College and Realized She Actually Used to be Smart" Magnet
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"'Why Am I Not Getting These Jobs?' Asks Woman Who Regularly Posts About Cum Social Media" Magnet
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"How to Save Money by Eliminating All Sources of Joy From Your Life" Magnet
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"How to Say Your Love Language Is Receiving Gifts Without Sounding Like a French Child-Prince" Magnet
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"REPORT: Man Needs Some Imposter Syndrome" Magnet
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