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"'I Just Don't Want to Sit at a Desk All Day,' Says Woman Who Just Wants to Sit on the Couch All Day" Magnet
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"Study Finds Joy of Buying Lunch Outweighs Devastating Financial Consequences" Magnet
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"REPORT: Friend Is in Europe and You're Going to Fucking Hear About It" Magnet
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"Nice! This Woman's Schedule Opened up Because She Forgot What She Needed to Do Today" Magnet
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"Self-Care Queen! This Woman Treated Herself to Being a Bitch Today" Magnet
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"Traumatic Experience Really Taking Its Sweet Time Turning Into Art" Magnet
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"Fuck Yes! Regular Bell Pepper Has Tiny Little Bell Pepper Inside" Magnet
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"QUIZ: Should You Stay In and Be Depressed? Or Go Out and Be Anxious?" Magnet
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"Wow! This Woman Aged So Gracefully She Turned Into Parmesan Cheese" Magnet
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"Woman Still Not Seeing Results of Doing Yoga Once Every Three Years" Magnet
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"Woman Consistently Only Uses One of Her 5,000 Mugs" Magnet
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"No Shit! Wildly Successful Person Believes in Manifestation" Magnet
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"Woman Worried Antidepressants Will Ruin Personal Brand of Extremely Concerning Humor" Magnet
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"Wow! This Woman Wasted 12 Hours Deciding How to Spend Her Day" Magnet
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"'Sorry Just Saw This!' Texts Woman Who Has Not Pooped Without Her Phone in 10 Years" Magnet
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"Nice! Things Are Finally Going Well for This Woman So Now She's Scared" Magnet
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"'I Actually Can't Whistle,' Says Woman Who Also Can't Do So Many More Important Things" Magnet
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"Self-Discipline Queen! This Woman Takes an 8-Hour Tolerance Break from Smoking Weed Every Night" Magnet
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"Mug of Coffee Begs for Sweet Release of Death After Being Put in Microwave for Seventh Time" Magnet
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"This Woman's Will to Live Is Based Solely on a Cat That Hates Her" Magnet
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"Scary! This Might Be the Best Version of Yourself" Magnet
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"Woman Too Depressed to Do Any of the Things That Lessen Depression" Magnet
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"How to Stay Up Really Late for No Other Reason Than Ruining Tomorrow" Magnet
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"Dumbest Fucking Idea Ever? This Woman Sells Seashells by the Seashore" Magnet
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