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"‘Sorry to Put All That On You,’ Says Woman to Therapist" Magnet
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"How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It" Magnet
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"Calling My Representative Wasn’t Enough, So I Fucked His Wife" Magnet
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"REPORT: You Can Totally Make Garlic Bread Right Now, If You Want" Magnet
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"Positive Affirmations to Say With Your Dumb Little Voice" Magnet
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"Drinking Water Would Solve All My Problems. Here’s Why I Won’t Do It" Magnet
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"Ted Cruz Is Proof You Can Get Away With Anything if You're Ridiculously Hot" Magnet
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"Woman at Networking Event Makes Promising Connection With Cheese Plate" Magnet
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"Capitalism-Loving Dad Doesn’t Get Why Things Aren’t Built to Last Anymore" Magnet
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"Self-Care Queen! This Woman Sometimes Changes Her Bong Water" Magnets
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"Ass That Will Not Quit Fired for Trying to Unionize" Magnet
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"Anticapitalist Icon? This Woman Is Bad at Her Job" Magnet
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" ‘I Love Reading!’ Says Woman Who Loves Owning Books" Magnet
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"Theater Kid Now Data Entry Grownup" Fridge Magnet
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