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"Goals! This Dog Has No Idea What's Going On" Magnet
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"How to Obliterate That To-Do List and Get Back to Worrying About Who’s Mad at You" Magnet
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"Girl Crush? Yes, That Makes Sense, You’re Gay" Magnet
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"How to Write Emails So No One Knows You Have Debilitating Depression" Magnet
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"Man Trusts No One Except Everyone on Reddit" Magnet
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"Bodega Cat Knows When You Die and How" Magnet
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"How to Be Emotionally Available for Your Partner When All of Your Energy Goes to Your Perfect Cat Son" Magnet
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"Uh Oh! This Coven of Witches Is Also an MLM" Magnet
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"Man Two Minutes Into Question With Still No Question in Sight" Magnet
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"Woman Fully Just Pissing Diet Coke at This Point" Magnet
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"How to Say 'Bye' to a Bisexual Without Outing Them" Magnet
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"Study Finds Women Fainted...Because They Thought It Was A Funny Bit" Magnet
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"Woman Torn Between Having Sex and Being Along’" Magnet
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"How To Be a Free Spirit Even Though You Had a Panic Attack Three Hours Ago" Magnet
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"‘You’re So Mysterious,’ Says Man Who Has Never Asked You Anything" Magnet
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"Mom Who Spent 25 Years Trying to Change You Doesn’t Understand Why You’re Not More Confident’" Magnet
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"How to Stop Caring What People Think of You and Start Caring What This Mean Bird Thinks of You" Magnet
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"Boyfriend Unaware That You Manifested Him’" Magnet
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"How I Combatted My English Department’s Eurocentrism by Not Doing Any of the Reading" Magnet
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"Medical Miracle! This Woman Convinced Her Doctor to Google ‘Endometriosis’" Magnet
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"Feel Old Yet? D.W. From Arthur Just Got Gay Divorced" Magnet
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"REPORT: Your Doctor Thinks You’re Annoying And That’s What They’re Typing on Their Little Computer" Magnet
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"Suck It, Descartes! This Woman Thinks, But She Isn’t" Magnet
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"Grandma’s ‘Funny Stories’ All Unreported Sex Crimes" Magnet
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