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"Fuck the Sun" Dad hat

"Wine Aunt" 12oz Insulated Wine Tumbler

Reductress Presents: Play the Patriarchy! Card Game

Reductress Presents: Play the Patriarchy! Card Game

"Cool Teen" Dad hat

"Woman Who Stopped Buying Coffee Still Suffering From Intergenerational Poverty" Mug

"Crossfit is Bad for You" Ladies’ Muscle Tank

"Anticapitalist Icon? This Woman Is Bad at Her Job" Cork Back Coaster

"My Other Body Is A Withered Old Crone" Reductress Sweatshirt

"I Will Be Just As Tired After I Drink This" Reductress Mug

Shop Reductress Gift Card

Shop Reductress Gift Card

"Weed Mom" Sweatshirt

"Tragically Pale" Dad hat

"This Sock Fucks" Socks

"My Other Body Is A Withered Old Crone" Women's Tee

"Future Matriarchal Overlord" Infant Bodysuit

"Current Matriarchal Overlord" Sweatshirt

"Having a Mome' With My Coff'" Mug

"Never Skip Boob Day" Sports bra

"Tired Feminist" Sweatshirt

"I'm a Hat Girl Now" Dad Hat

Reductress Fridge Magnets (Buy two, get one free)

"Grandma’s ‘Funny Stories’ All Unreported Sex Crimes" Magnet

"Here’s What Happened When I Stopped Drinking Coffee in the Morning and Replaced it with Just Different Coffee" Magnet

"Spooky! These Women All Painted The Exact Same Picture While Drinking Wine" Magnet

"I LIVED IT: I Literally Never Know What Anyone Is Talking About" Magnet

"I’m Not Tiny Because I’m Asian, I’m Tiny Because You’re White" Magnet

"Gentleman Alert! Coworker Would Say You Look Nice But ‘Apparently That’s Not Allowed Anymore'" Magnet

Reductress Coasters (Buy two, get one free)

"Grandma’s ‘Funny Stories’ All Unreported Sex Crimes" Cork Back Coaster

"Here’s What Happened When I Stopped Drinking Coffee in the Morning and Replaced it with Just Different Coffee" Cork Back Coaster

"Spooky! These Women All Painted The Exact Same Picture While Drinking Wine" Cork Back Coaster

"I LIVED IT: I Literally Never Know What Anyone Is Talking About" Cork Back Coaster

"I Thought I Was Totally Straight. Then I Discovered Funky-Patterned Short-Sleeve Button-Ups." Cork Back Coaster

"Stoned Woman Doing Menial Task Experiences First Taste of Inner Peace in Months" Cork Back Coaster

Reductress Headline Stickers (buy two, get one free)

"Wow! This Woman Just Spent 40 Minutes Investigating A Twitter Beef Even Though She Has but One Life on God's Green Earth" Bubble-free stickers

"Trans Icon! This Cisgender Man Is Short" Bubble-free stickers

"Woman Without Twitter Account Having Pretty Good Day" Bubble-free stickers

"I Use ‘They’ Pronouns Because I’m Non-Binary and Also Because I’m Always Surrounded by My Bees" Bubble-free stickers

"Ted Cruz Is Proof You Can Get Away With Anything if You're Ridiculously Hot" Bubble-free stickers

"Stoned Woman Doing Menial Task Experiences First Taste of Inner Peace in Months" Bubble-free stickers