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"REPORT: People Don’t Take Enough Candid and Beautiful Photos of Me" Magnet

"Woman Buys Berries As a Healthy Sna- Oh Wow They Molded Already" Magnet

"'Working On It!’ Says Woman Who Just Remembered She Has to Work on It" Magnet

"Stoned Woman Eating Pretzel Bread at Aquarium Has No Need for God or Money" Magnet

"How to Vacuum Once and Think Maybe You're Not Actually Mentally Ill" Magnet

"Woman Taking Break from Anxiety to Feel Guilt for No Reason" Magnet

"Is Your Cat Sitting On You Because It Likes You, or Because You're Dying?" Magnet

"REPORT: All Haters Either Jealous or Deeply Attracted to You" Magnet

"BREAKING: Stranger Petting Your Dog Wrong" Magnet

"Flaky Friend Ruins Plans by Not Canceling" Magnet

"Swap Cardio For Pushing A Boulder Up An Eternal Hill in Hell" Magnet

"Uh Oh! Funny Story Requires Traumatic Family Background" Magnet

"Do You Have IBS or Does Your Asshole Just Have ADHD?" Magnet

"I Don't Like This Thing but for Different, More Nuanced Reasons Than Yours" Magnet

"Inspiring! Woman Breaks Gender Barrier By Living In Grosser Apartment Than Boyfriend" Magnet

"Wow This Woman Doesn't Set an Alarm Because Her Body Can Just Sense When It's 1:27pm" Magnet

"Inspiring! None of These Siblings Are the Successful One" Magnet

"Am I Relaxing for Self-Care or Am I Just Immobilized by Indecision?" Magnet

"Study Finds Nothing More Threatening Than Entirely Blonde Family" Magnet

"Man Blissfully Unaware" Magnet

"Woman Lies to Therapist in Order to Avoid More Therapy" Magnet

"Wow! This Recipe Uses Just a Little Bit of Something That Comes in a Big Fucking Jar" Magnet

"“Will This Crystal Solve My Problems?” Asks Woman Who Doesn’t Floss" Magnet

"How to Manage Your Depression by Buying a Giant Wicker Basket from Target" Magnet

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