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"BREAKING: Stranger Petting Your Dog Wrong" Magnet
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"Flaky Friend Ruins Plans by Not Canceling" Magnet
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"Swap Cardio For Pushing A Boulder Up An Eternal Hill in Hell" Magnet
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"Uh Oh! Funny Story Requires Traumatic Family Background" Magnet
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"Do You Have IBS or Does Your Asshole Just Have ADHD?" Magnet
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"I Don't Like This Thing but for Different, More Nuanced Reasons Than Yours" Magnet
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"Inspiring! Woman Breaks Gender Barrier By Living In Grosser Apartment Than Boyfriend" Magnet
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"Wow This Woman Doesn't Set an Alarm Because Her Body Can Just Sense When It's 1:27pm" Magnet
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"Inspiring! None of These Siblings Are the Successful One" Magnet
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"Am I Relaxing for Self-Care or Am I Just Immobilized by Indecision?" Magnet
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"Study Finds Nothing More Threatening Than Entirely Blonde Family" Magnet
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"Man Blissfully Unaware" Magnet
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"Woman Lies to Therapist in Order to Avoid More Therapy" Magnet
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"Wow! This Recipe Uses Just a Little Bit of Something That Comes in a Big Fucking Jar" Magnet
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"“Will This Crystal Solve My Problems?” Asks Woman Who Doesn’t Floss" Magnet
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"How to Manage Your Depression by Buying a Giant Wicker Basket from Target" Magnet
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"Wow! This Man Knows How to Code but Not How to Apologize" Magnet
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"Woman’s Self-Care Starting to Suspiciously Look Like Self-Sabotage" Magnet
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"Wow! When This Woman Couldn’t Afford Her Insulin, Her Whole Town Chipped In for Her Funeral" Magnet
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"How I’m Decolonizing the Sidewalk by Pushing White People Onto the Street" Magnet
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"Lol, Nice - Fortune Teller Says You’re Going to Die at 69" Magnet
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"How to Stop Competing With Other Women and Start Dating Them" Magnet
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"Teen Mom? This 29-Year-Old Had a Baby" Magnet
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"Wow! Woman Experiencing Burnout Even Though She Doesn’t Work That Hard" Magnet
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