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"Wow! Man Being Ironically Sexist Is Also Normal Sexist" Magnet
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"Get Him to Notice You by Being a Small Clump of Cells in a Uterus" Magnet
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"‘Okay,’ Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment" Magnet
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"Aww! These Businessmen Came to an Agreement So They Held Hands For a Bit" Magnet
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"Woman Spends Entire Concert Worrying if Friends She Invited Are Having a Good Time" Magnet
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"Brave! This Woman Embraces Her Masculine Side by Not Helping Clean Up After Dinner" Magnet
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"How to Make Him Cum So Hard He Acknowledges Your First-Person Consciousness Is Just as Complex as His" Magnet
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"Woman a Little Disappointed Meeting With Boss Led to More Work Instead of Being Fired" Magnet
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"Woman Reconsiders Desire for Success When She Realizes She Might Have to Wake Up Early" Magnet
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"Woman Takes Break from Crying to See if She Looks Cute Crying" Magnet
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"Go Girl! This Woman Is Still Employed Despite Decades of Rampant Incompetence" Magnet
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"Woman Drinks Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep Because She Drank Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep" Magnet
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"Silly Goose? This Goose Is Actually Very Litigious and Will Sue for Defamation" Magnet
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"Gross! Successful Interview Results in Full-time Job" Magnet
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"Woman Listens to Guided Meditation on 1.75x Speed" Magnet
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"How to Never Try Your Best So You Can Live in the Illusion of Unfulfilled Potential" Magnet
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"‘I’m in My Graham Crackers Era,’ Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies" Magnet
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"‘I Read Somewhere—’ Says Woman About to Summarize a TikTok" Magnet
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"Woman Has No Idea She Is the Reason Couple Can’t Use Her Name For Their Baby" Magnet
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"‘I Contain Multitudes,’ Says Woman Who Contains Mostly Shredded Cheese" Magnet
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"Woman Who Doesn’t Have Time to Cook Spends 35 Minutes Crafting Custom Salad Order" Magnet
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"Woman Too Tired to Check if That Noise Was a Serial Killer" Magnet
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"Girlboss! This Woman Works from Home but Still Hides in the Bathroom" Magnet
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"Complete Mental Breakdown Self-Diagnosed Each Week as ‘Sunday Scaries’" Magnet
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