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"How to Ditch the Small Talk and Make All Your Conversations Intimate and Weird" Magnet
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"Man Who Thinks Drag Queens Are Groomers Asking 7-Year-Old Niece if She Has a Boyfriend" Magnet
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"Are You out of Groceries or Are You Just out of Cheese?" Magnet
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"Jar of Husband's Ashes Impossible to Open Without Help" Magnet
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"'I Need a New Job,' Says Woman Who Needs a Different Economic System" Magnet
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"QUIZ: Should You Crochet, Knit, or Start Smoking Cigarettes?" Magnet
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"'I Want to Be a Farmer,' Says Woman Who Wants a Long Weekend Near Grass" Magnet
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"Woman With Mansion Owes Everything to 6th Grade Game of MASH" Magnet
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"Woman Who Filled Void With Baby Misses Void" Magnet
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"'Ugh, Typical Straight White Man,' Says Typical Straight White Woman" Magnet
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"Goals! Woman Replaced the Anxiety of Not Having Boundaries With the Guilt of Having Boundaries" Magnet
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"Wow! This One-Ingredient Brownie is Just Weed" Magnet
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"White Guy Never Thought of It That Way" Magnet
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"How to Eat Mindfully By Pretending You're That One Mouse With His Cracker From 'The Aristocats'" Magnet
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"'I'm a Nice Guy!' Screams Man" Magnet
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"How to Stop Slouching by Just Lying All the Way Down" Magnet
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"Child Labor? Boss Asking You to Do Work Even Though You're Only 26" Magnet
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"Woman Recklessly Blows Entire Paycheck on Rent Again" Magnet
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"REPORT: I've Had It" Magnet
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"Nice! This Woman’s Inferiority and Superiority Complexes Basically Cancel Each Other Out" Magnet
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"Therapist Professionally Shit-Talking Person Who Wronged You Worth Every Penny" Magnet
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"Woman Artfully Namedrops Headache to Set Scene for Canceling Plans Tonight" Magnet
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"Inspiring! This Woman Listened to Five Hours of Advice and Then Did What She Was Gonna Do in the First Place" Magnet
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"Tyrant? This Man Became The Mayor of Flavortown Without Ever Holding a Fair Election" Magnet
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