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"Woman Who Filled Void With Baby Misses Void" Magnet
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"'Ugh, Typical Straight White Man,' Says Typical Straight White Woman" Magnet
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"Goals! Woman Replaced the Anxiety of Not Having Boundaries With the Guilt of Having Boundaries" Magnet
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"Wow! This One-Ingredient Brownie is Just Weed" Magnet
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"White Guy Never Thought of It That Way" Magnet
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"How to Eat Mindfully By Pretending You're That One Mouse With His Cracker From 'The Aristocats'" Magnet
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"'I'm a Nice Guy!' Screams Man" Magnet
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"How to Stop Slouching by Just Lying All the Way Down" Magnet
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"Child Labor? Boss Asking You to Do Work Even Though You're Only 26" Magnet
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"Woman Recklessly Blows Entire Paycheck on Rent Again" Magnet
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"REPORT: I've Had It" Magnet
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"Nice! This Woman’s Inferiority and Superiority Complexes Basically Cancel Each Other Out" Magnet
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"Therapist Professionally Shit-Talking Person Who Wronged You Worth Every Penny" Magnet
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"Woman Artfully Namedrops Headache to Set Scene for Canceling Plans Tonight" Magnet
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"Inspiring! This Woman Listened to Five Hours of Advice and Then Did What She Was Gonna Do in the First Place" Magnet
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"Tyrant? This Man Became The Mayor of Flavortown Without Ever Holding a Fair Election" Magnet
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"Wow! Man Being Ironically Sexist Is Also Normal Sexist" Magnet
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"Get Him to Notice You by Being a Small Clump of Cells in a Uterus" Magnet
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"‘Okay,’ Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment" Magnet
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"Aww! These Businessmen Came to an Agreement So They Held Hands For a Bit" Magnet
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"Woman Spends Entire Concert Worrying if Friends She Invited Are Having a Good Time" Magnet
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"Brave! This Woman Embraces Her Masculine Side by Not Helping Clean Up After Dinner" Magnet
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"How to Make Him Cum So Hard He Acknowledges Your First-Person Consciousness Is Just as Complex as His" Magnet
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"Woman a Little Disappointed Meeting With Boss Led to More Work Instead of Being Fired" Magnet
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