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"Scary! This Might Be the Best Version of Yourself" Magnet
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"Woman Too Depressed to Do Any of the Things That Lessen Depression" Magnet
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"How to Stay Up Really Late for No Other Reason Than Ruining Tomorrow" Magnet
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"Dumbest Fucking Idea Ever? This Woman Sells Seashells by the Seashore" Magnet
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"How to Stop Saying 'Jesus Fucking Christ' Out Loud When Meeting Your Friends' Ugly Boyfriends" Magnet
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"'Tattoos Are Permanent!' Says Mom With Children" Magnet
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"How to Eat Dinner Even Though You Already Watched All Your Shows" Magnet
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"How to Trust Someone Whose Parents Aren’t Divorced" Magnet
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"Here's What Happened When I Stopped Drinking Coffee and Replaced it with Just Different Coffee" Magnet
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"Aww! This Woman Read a Paper She Wrote in College and Realized She Actually Used to be Smart" Magnet
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"'Why Am I Not Getting These Jobs?' Asks Woman Who Regularly Posts About Cum Social Media" Magnet
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"How to Save Money by Eliminating All Sources of Joy From Your Life" Magnet
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"How to Say Your Love Language Is Receiving Gifts Without Sounding Like a French Child-Prince" Magnet
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"REPORT: Man Needs Some Imposter Syndrome" Magnet
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"REPORT: Woman Just Needs to Lie on Floor for an Hour and Then She'll Be Ready to Go" Magnet
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"Surprise! Goth Friend Grew Up in Wealthy, Loving Two-Parent Household" Magnet
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"Woman For Whom Nothing Is Going Right Takes Solace in Having a Huge Ass" Magnet
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"Stockholm Syndrome? This Woman Loves Her Parents" Magnet
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"Doctors Hate Her! This Woman Advocates For Herself at the Doctor" Magnet
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"Woman's Cry For Help Distilled Into Commenting 'It Me' on Several Pictures of Raccoons" Magnet
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"Woman Waiting for Evidence That World Will Still Exist in 2050 Before She Starts Working Toward Goals" Magnet
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"'I Would Start Running, but It's Bad for My Knees,' Says Woman Who Sits Like Gollum for 10 Hours Everyday" Magnet
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"Woman Risks Entire Career, Livelihood for 15 More Minutes of Sleep" Magnet
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"Study Reveals Libraries Honestly Cool as Fuck" Magnet
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