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Reductress Headline Magnets

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"Woman a Little Disappointed Meeting With Boss Led to More Work Instead of Being Fired" Magnet
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"Woman Reconsiders Desire for Success When She Realizes She Might Have to Wake Up Early" Magnet
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"Woman Takes Break from Crying to See if She Looks Cute Crying" Magnet
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"Go Girl! This Woman Is Still Employed Despite Decades of Rampant Incompetence" Magnet
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"Woman Drinks Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep Because She Drank Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep" Magnet
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"Silly Goose? This Goose Is Actually Very Litigious and Will Sue for Defamation" Magnet
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"Gross! Successful Interview Results in Full-time Job" Magnet
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"Woman Listens to Guided Meditation on 1.75x Speed" Magnet
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"How to Never Try Your Best So You Can Live in the Illusion of Unfulfilled Potential" Magnet
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"‘I’m in My Graham Crackers Era,’ Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies" Magnet
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"‘I Read Somewhere—’ Says Woman About to Summarize a TikTok" Magnet
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"Woman Has No Idea She Is the Reason Couple Can’t Use Her Name For Their Baby" Magnet
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"‘I Contain Multitudes,’ Says Woman Who Contains Mostly Shredded Cheese" Magnet
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"Woman Who Doesn’t Have Time to Cook Spends 35 Minutes Crafting Custom Salad Order" Magnet
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"Woman Too Tired to Check if That Noise Was a Serial Killer" Magnet
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"Girlboss! This Woman Works from Home but Still Hides in the Bathroom" Magnet
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"Complete Mental Breakdown Self-Diagnosed Each Week as ‘Sunday Scaries’" Magnet
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"REPORT: People Don’t Take Enough Candid and Beautiful Photos of Me" Magnet
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"Woman Buys Berries As a Healthy Sna- Oh Wow They Molded Already" Magnet
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"'Working On It!’ Says Woman Who Just Remembered She Has to Work on It" Magnet
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"Stoned Woman Eating Pretzel Bread at Aquarium Has No Need for God or Money" Magnet
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"How to Vacuum Once and Think Maybe You're Not Actually Mentally Ill" Magnet
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"Woman Taking Break from Anxiety to Feel Guilt for No Reason" Magnet
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"Is Your Cat Sitting On You Because It Likes You, or Because You're Dying?" Magnet
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