Get free shipping on all orders over $100 with code FREESHIP.

Reductress Headline Magnets

Buy four, get the fifth free.
137 products
"BREAKING: Stranger Petting Your Dog Wrong" Magnet
$6.95
"Flaky Friend Ruins Plans by Not Canceling" Magnet
$6.95
"Swap Cardio For Pushing A Boulder Up An Eternal Hill in Hell" Magnet
$6.95
"Uh Oh! Funny Story Requires Traumatic Family Background" Magnet
$6.95
"Do You Have IBS or Does Your Asshole Just Have ADHD?" Magnet
$6.95
"I Don't Like This Thing but for Different, More Nuanced Reasons Than Yours" Magnet
$6.95
"Inspiring! Woman Breaks Gender Barrier By Living In Grosser Apartment Than Boyfriend" Magnet
$6.95
"Close-Up of Hands Confirms Movie Will Turn Gay" Magnet
$6.95
"Wow This Woman Doesn't Set an Alarm Because Her Body Can Just Sense When It's 1:27pm" Magnet
$6.95
"Inspiring! None of These Siblings Are the Successful One" Magnet
$6.95
"Am I Relaxing for Self-Care or Am I Just Immobilized by Indecision?" Magnet
$6.95
"Study Finds Nothing More Threatening Than Entirely Blonde Family" Magnet
$6.95
"Man Blissfully Unaware" Magnet
$6.95
"Woman Lies to Therapist in Order to Avoid More Therapy" Magnet
$6.95
"Wow! This Recipe Uses Just a Little Bit of Something That Comes in a Big Fucking Jar" Magnet
$6.95
"'Will This Crystal Solve My Problems?' Asks Woman Who Doesn't Floss" Magnet
$6.95
"How to Manage Your Depression by Buying a Giant Wicker Basket from Target" Magnet
$6.95
"Wow! This Man Knows How to Code but Not How to Apologize" Magnet
$6.95
"Woman's Self-Care Starting to Suspiciously Look Like Self-Sabotage" Magnet
$6.95
"Wow! When This Woman Couldn't Afford Her Insulin, Her Whole Town Chipped In for Her Funeral" Magnet
$6.95
"How I'm Decolonizing the Sidewalk by Pushing White People Onto the Street" Magnet
$6.95
"Lol, Nice - Fortune Teller Says You're Going to Die at 69" Magnet
$6.95
"How to Stop Competing With Other Women and Start Dating Them" Magnet
$6.95
"Teen Mom? This 29-Year-Old Had a Baby" Magnet
$6.95
"Wow! Woman Experiencing Burnout Even Though She Doesn't Work That Hard" Magnet
$6.95
"Goals! This Dog Has No Idea What's Going On" Magnet
$6.95
"How to Obliterate That To-Do List and Get Back to Worrying About Who's Mad at You" Magnet
$6.95
"Girl Crush? Yes, That Makes Sense, You're Gay" Magnet
$6.95
"How to Write Emails So No One Knows You Have Debilitating Depression" Magnet
$6.95
"Man Trusts No One Except Everyone on Reddit" Magnet
$6.95
"Bodega Cat Knows When You Die and How" Magnet
$6.95
"Man Who Identifies as Misanthrope Actually Just Misogynist" Magnet
$6.95