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"Woman a Hard Worker Unless She's Tired, Hungry, or Doesn't Feel Like It" Magnet
$7.95
"Nice! This Woman Didn't Choose Career or Family" Magnet
$7.95
"There's No History of Mental Illness in My Family, but It's Gotta Start Somewhere" Magnet
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"Michelin Star? Woman Reheats Meal in Oven Instead of Microwave" Magnet
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"REPORT: Your Anxiety Is Right and You Will Die When You Walk Into That Party" Magnet
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"Cultural Critic? This Woman Is Mean" Magnet
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"Runner's High? Yeah She Is" Magnet
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"QUIZ: Is He Your 'Darcy' or Just Mean to You?" Magnet
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"Rock Climbing Gym Requires Proof of Being in an Open Relationship Before Joining" Magnet
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"'Eldest Daughter' Finally Added as Official Diagnosis in DSM-V" Magnet
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"My Zodiac Sign Wasn't Compatible With My Baby, So I Left Her in a Walmart" Magnet
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"Woman With Big Water Bottle Achieves Constant State of Pissing" Magnet
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"'You Should Confront Her,' Says Bored Therapist Who Lives for Drama" Magnet
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"I'm a Feminist, But I'm Taking My Husband's Last Name to Bring Great Shame Upon It" Magnet
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"Woman Jogs so She Can Clear Her Thoughts and Replace Them All With 'I Hate Running'" Magnet
$7.95
"Deadline Set by Self Graciously Extended by Self" Magnet
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"'Wow! This Woman's Stomach Hurts Even Though She Only Ate a Lot and Poorly" Magnet
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"Cool! This Woman Has Been in Fight or Flight for Four Years" Magnet
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"'Mom Wishes You'd See Things From Her Fucked Up Point of View" Magnet
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"Uh Oh! Alcoholic Drink Making Woman Tired Not Fun" Magnet
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"'I Deserve a Little Treat,' Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything" Magnet
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"Nice! Woman Wakes Up Early to Get a Head Start on Feeling Exhausted" Magnet
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"REPORT: It's Always Fucking Something" Magnet
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"Roommates Who Can't Afford to Live Alone Accidentally Growing Old Together" Magnet
$7.95