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"Rock Climbing Gym Requires Proof of Being in an Open Relationship Before Joining" Magnet
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"'Eldest Daughter' Finally Added as Official Diagnosis in DSM-V" Magnet
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"My Zodiac Sign Wasn't Compatible With My Baby, So I Left Her in a Walmart" Magnet
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"Woman With Big Water Bottle Achieves Constant State of Pissing" Magnet
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"'You Should Confront Her,' Says Bored Therapist Who Lives for Drama" Magnet
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"I'm a Feminist, But I'm Taking My Husband's Last Name to Bring Great Shame Upon It" Magnet
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"Woman Jogs so She Can Clear Her Thoughts and Replace Them All With 'I Hate Running'" Magnet
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"Deadline Set by Self Graciously Extended by Self" Magnet
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"'Wow! This Woman's Stomach Hurts Even Though She Only Ate a Lot and Poorly" Magnet
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"Cool! This Woman Has Been in Fight or Flight for Four Years" Magnet
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"'Mom Wishes You'd See Things From Her Fucked Up Point of View" Magnet
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"Uh Oh! Alcoholic Drink Making Woman Tired Not Fun" Magnet
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"'I Deserve a Little Treat,' Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything" Magnet
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"Nice! Woman Wakes Up Early to Get a Head Start on Feeling Exhausted" Magnet
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"REPORT: It's Always Fucking Something" Magnet
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"Roommates Who Can't Afford to Live Alone Accidentally Growing Old Together" Magnet
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"Nice! Woman Who Used to Be the Smart Sibling Now the Poor One" Magnet
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"Woman Loves Doing a Good Job but Not as Much as She Loves Doing a Mediocre Job and Leaving Early" Magnet
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"Sad! This Woman Achieved Everything She Aspired to and Now She Has to Do It Forever" Magnet
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"Joy of Cooking Immediately Shattered by Tragedy of Cleaning Up" Magnet
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"'I Just Don't Want to Sit at a Desk All Day,' Says Woman Who Just Wants to Sit on the Couch All Day" Magnet
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"Study Finds Joy of Buying Lunch Outweighs Devastating Financial Consequences" Magnet
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"REPORT: Friend Is in Europe and You're Going to Fucking Hear About It" Magnet
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"Nice! This Woman's Schedule Opened up Because She Forgot What She Needed to Do Today" Magnet
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