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"Woman Spends Entire Evening Deciding Whether She Should Work or Relax" Magnet
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"Woman Whose Social Battery Ran Out Gracefully Transitions to Conversation Spectator" Magnet
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"Aww! Woman-Hating Father Raises Man-Hating Daughter" Magnet
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"Woman Has Great Conversation With Parents By Revealing Nothing About Herself and Learning Nothing About Them" Magnet
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"Brain Fog Upgraded to Brain Severe Weather Event" Magnet
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"'I Can't Drink the Way I Used To,' Says Woman Who Will Still Give It Her Best Shot" Magnet
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"REPORT: Too Hot for Woman to Look Good" Magnet
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"Woman Who Wanted to Work Out After Work Makes Critical Mistake of Sitting Down" Magnet
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"I LIVED IT: The Weather Got Nice and Now I Have Sexual Tension With Everyone" Magnet
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"Woman in Mood for Home Cooked Meal Made by Somebody Else" Magnet
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"'Nap Time!' Announces Woman Who Woke Up 3 Hours Ago" Magnet
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"REPORT: There's No 'Right' Way to Be Single, but What You're Doing Isn't Great" Magnet
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"Embarrassing! Woman Thinks Her Dreams Will Come True With a Little Hard Work" Magnet
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"REPORT: It's Going to Take a Lot More Than Allergy to Stop Woman From Shoving Face in Cat's Belly" Magnet
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"QUIZ: Do You Have Burnout or Do You Just Hate It Here?" Magnet
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"I LIVED IT: I Protected My Peace and Now I'm Bored" Magnet
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"Woman a Hard Worker Unless She's Tired, Hungry, or Doesn't Feel Like It" Magnet
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"Nice! This Woman Didn't Choose Career or Family" Magnet
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"There's No History of Mental Illness in My Family, but It's Gotta Start Somewhere" Magnet
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"Michelin Star? Woman Reheats Meal in Oven Instead of Microwave" Magnet
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"REPORT: Your Anxiety Is Right and You Will Die When You Walk Into That Party" Magnet
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"Cultural Critic? This Woman Is Mean" Magnet
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"Runner's High? Yeah She Is" Magnet
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"QUIZ: Is He Your 'Darcy' or Just Mean to You?" Magnet
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