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How to Stay Productive When the World Is Ending

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"How to Stop Competing With Other Women and Start Dating Them" Magnet
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"How to Stop Slouching by Just Lying All the Way Down" Magnet
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"Woman a Little Disappointed Meeting With Boss Led to More Work Instead of Being Fired" Magnet
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"How to Write Emails So No One Knows You Have Debilitating Depression" Magnet
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"Woman Risks Entire Career, Livelihood for 15 More Minutes of Sleep" Magnet
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"'Tattoos Are Permanent!' Says Mom With Children" Magnet
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"Woman Drinks Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep Because She Drank Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep" Magnet
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"'I Need a New Job,' Says Woman Who Needs a Different Economic System" Magnet
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"REPORT: Woman Just Needs to Lie on Floor for an Hour and Then She'll Be Ready to Go" Magnet
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"Woman For Whom Nothing Is Going Right Takes Solace in Having a Huge Ass" Magnet
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"‘I’m in My Graham Crackers Era,’ Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies" Magnet
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"How to Say Your Love Language Is Receiving Gifts Without Sounding Like a French Child-Prince" Magnet
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"Inspiring! This Woman Listened to Five Hours of Advice and Then Did What She Was Gonna Do in the First Place" Magnet
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"Complete Mental Breakdown Self-Diagnosed Each Week as ‘Sunday Scaries’" Magnet
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"How to Ditch the Small Talk and Make All Your Conversations Intimate and Weird" Magnet
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"How to Save Money by Eliminating All Sources of Joy From Your Life" Magnet
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"Woman Waiting for Evidence That World Will Still Exist in 2050 Before She Starts Working Toward Goals" Magnet
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"How to Trust Someone Whose Parents Aren’t Divorced" Magnet
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"How to Vacuum Once and Think Maybe You're Not Actually Mentally Ill" Magnet
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"How to Stay Up Really Late for No Other Reason Than Ruining Tomorrow" Magnet
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"How to Never Try Your Best So You Can Live in the Illusion of Unfulfilled Potential" Magnet
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"Girlboss! This Woman Works from Home but Still Hides in the Bathroom" Magnet
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"'I Want to Be a Farmer,' Says Woman Who Wants a Long Weekend Near Grass" Magnet
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"Dumbest Fucking Idea Ever? This Woman Sells Seashells by the Seashore" Magnet
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