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"Dumbest Fucking Idea Ever? This Woman Sells Seashells by the Seashore" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"How to Stop Saying 'Jesus Fucking Christ' Out Loud When Meeting Your Friends' Ugly Boyfriends" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"'Tattoos Are Permanent!' Says Mom With Children" Hardboard Back Coaster
$4.93
"How to Eat Dinner Even Though You Already Watched All Your Shows" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Woman Drinks Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep Because She Drank Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Inspiring! None of These Siblings Are the Successful One" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"‘Sorry to Put All That On You,’ Says Woman to Therapist" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Inspiring! This Woman Listened to Five Hours of Advice and Then Did What She Was Gonna Do in the First Place" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Wow This Woman Doesn't Set an Alarm Because Her Body Can Just Sense When It's 1:27pm" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"How to Eat Mindfully By Pretending You're That One Mouse With His Cracker From 'The Aristocats'" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"How to Never Try Your Best So You Can Live in the Illusion of Unfulfilled Potential" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Woman Reconsiders Desire for Success When She Realizes She Might Have to Wake Up Early" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"'I Want to Be a Farmer,' Says Woman Who Wants a Long Weekend Near Grass" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Woman Has No Idea She Is the Reason Couple Can’t Use Her Name For Their Baby" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Woman Who Doesn’t Have Time to Cook Spends 35 Minutes Crafting Custom Salad Order" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Goals! Woman Replaced the Anxiety of Not Having Boundaries With the Guilt of Having Boundaries" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Brave! This Woman Embraces Her Masculine Side by Not Helping Clean Up After Dinner" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Woman Spends Entire Concert Worrying if Friends She Invited Are Having a Good Time" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"‘Okay,’ Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"‘I’m in My Graham Crackers Era,’ Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Tyrant? This Man Became The Mayor of Flavortown Without Ever Holding a Fair Election" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Get Him to Notice You by Being a Small Clump of Cells in a Uterus" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Stoned Woman Eating Pretzel Bread at Aquarium Has No Need for God or Money" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95
"Nice! This Woman’s Inferiority and Superiority Complexes Basically Cancel Each Other Out" Hardboard Back Coaster
$9.95